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Post by MALLYMKUN DORMOUSE on Jul 11, 2010 1:59:28 GMT -5
Granted.
But a week after you're 110 your weight slowly drops, and you die of malnourishment.
I wish cookies were good for you.
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Post by DINAH on Jul 11, 2010 2:08:25 GMT -5
Granted!
But then you'd eventually get sick of em cos your parents and doctors will keep forcing them down your throat and never want to eat another cookie ever again!
I wish people will stop asking me to read Twilight...
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Post by ELLADORA THE DUCHESS on Jul 11, 2010 10:56:29 GMT -5
Granted!
But then on a lovely walk one day you are surrounded by a legion of sparkley vampires, who don't want to suck your blood but rather just stare at you until you are blinded by their shiny shininess.
I wish I could make my Team Dracul and Team Bathory t-shirts finally.
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Post by MALLYMKUN DORMOUSE on Jul 11, 2010 15:27:41 GMT -5
Granted!
But everybody hates them and every month people gather all over the world to burn them.
I wish that I could understand what my cats are saying.
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Post by ARIEL DE FAE. on Jul 12, 2010 4:39:38 GMT -5
Granted!
But they're plotting to take over the world and seal everyone's doom.
I wish I had a cat.
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Post by OPIUM SANDS on Jul 12, 2010 13:52:51 GMT -5
Granted!
But the cat is actually a vampire cat that makes off with your blood in the middle of the night!
I wish Opium and Stayne could get along!
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Post by STAYNE. on Jul 12, 2010 13:59:17 GMT -5
Granted!
But then they fall in love and have babies (and Opi's totally the Mom) make such an awesome team that everything in Underland turns on its head through the complete insanity of mortal enemies actually getting along, and the whole world EXPLODES!!! The End.
I wish I had some chocolate right about now.
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Post by LOTTI-RAZHIEL on Jul 12, 2010 15:13:59 GMT -5
granted
but it explodes in your tummy D:
I wish I didn't have to bike everywhere
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Post by THE MARCH HARE on Jul 12, 2010 19:27:49 GMT -5
Granted,
But now you have to walk everywhere and a little black raincloud has taken a liking to you so it's following you for the rest of your life raining on you.
I wish I could travel to Europe.
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Post by STAYNE. on Jul 13, 2010 8:57:14 GMT -5
Granted!
But we're all cannibals here... >:]
I wish Wonderland was real!
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Post by ELLADORA THE DUCHESS on Jul 13, 2010 12:18:14 GMT -5
Granted!
But unfortunately you end up Displeasing the Queen of Hearts in a crafty game of Croquet and you end up...OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!
I wish I wish...I wish I were a Fish.
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Post by DINAH on Jul 13, 2010 13:10:11 GMT -5
Granted!
But then you get hauled up from the depths below and get sliced, rolled in rice and nori, dipped in soy sauce with wasabi and eaten as loverly sushi!
I wish I could converse with my shadow...
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Post by THE MARCH HARE on Aug 6, 2010 17:43:44 GMT -5
Granted!
But your shadow gets bored of you and start talking to other people and of course that freaks them out. They call the police/scientist (depends who's calling) and now you're being experimented on.
(Idk, made it up as I was going)
I wish I didn't hit the ground when I fall XP
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